The Saga of the Tiny Turtles
Ben, Kristina, and I are writing a children's book. You lucky readers have the blessed pleasure of previewing our soon to be best-seller!
The Saga of the Tiny Turtles
Meet the Turtles
Turtles go to School
Turtles' Teacher Gets Eaten by a Scary Monster
Turtles Do Gymnastics
Turtles Go to Swim Class
Turtle Drowns and Receives CPR (He Lives!)
Turtles Get a Haircut
Turtles Learn to Shave
Turtles Get Lost In the Jungle
Turtles Do a Pantene Commercial
Turtles Die a Tragic Death When Scary Monster Eats Them Alive
Turtles' Teacher Gets Eaten by a Scary Monster
Turtles Do Gymnastics
Turtles Go to Swim Class
Turtle Drowns and Receives CPR (He Lives!)
Turtles Get a Haircut
Turtles Learn to Shave
Turtles Get Lost In the Jungle
Turtles Do a Pantene Commercial
Turtles Die a Tragic Death When Scary Monster Eats Them Alive
THE END.
7 comments:
If you know any of the three of us, we'll probably give you a discount on the book. Probably. And we'll definitely sign it. Especially if you pre-order the sequal...Tiny Turtles in the...well, you'll just have to wait.
absolutely brilliant and tastfully morbid... good preparation for King when they get older
there's some big words in there for little tiny kids. they're not going to know what CPR is.. its soo tragic!! Ya know, i wrote a children's book about a turtle last year in writers workshop!
i guess this is how all children's books are written. some crazy cats have waaaaayyyy too much time on their hands.
You're supposed to DRINK the tea Katie, Drink it. Smoking it, not an option, at least not a good one.
I love it! I can't wait for the next one.
This is sweet!
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