Sassy Pregnant Lady

I just saw the cutest pregnant lady ever.

She trotted into the coffee shop in black pants, a black t-shirt, and short, sassy pigtails. She looked happy and sunny and normal, in spite of her significantly protruding baby-belly. I felt affection for this beautiful and life-filled woman, and smiled at her.

When I read her shirt, I liked her even more--it read, "Touch the belly, Lose a hand."